sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
Anonymous asked: You're really pretty
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
edwardspoonhands: auntytimblr: thirtywhacks: ...
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
yourenothipster: Maybe if I cry long enough all of my responsibilities will feel bad and leave me alone.
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
The ways in which I can contort my face on snapchat will never fail to amuse me
owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’