May 2013
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
Anonymous asked: You're really pretty
1 tag
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
indiandaughter:
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
edwardspoonhands:
auntytimblr:
thirtywhacks:
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2 tags
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
vriksaserket:
vriksaserket:
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
yourenothipster:
Maybe if I cry long enough all of my responsibilities will feel bad and leave me alone.
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
zeuspiss:
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
2 tags
The ways in which I can contort my face on snapchat will never fail to amuse me
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
