I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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I’m pretty sure she’s trying to seduce me
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
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Christoph Waltz talking in French, Cannes Film Festival | @x@0.40
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Good news for the Irish economy, I hear they’ve discovered oil there. Too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
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did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s
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